Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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Thousands of cigars are being sent to Bill Clinton as he recovers at home after leaving a Manhattan hospital where he underwent a heart procedure to fix a blocked artery.

Mr Clinton could not believe it when the postal service delivered more sacks of mail than Santa gets at Christmas with thousands of boxes of cigars with get well soon messages from well wishers including a lady called Monica.

Bill is reported to be delighted that he received so many cards from well wishers and now that he has so many cigars he says they will be easier to find because he always forgets where he puts his cigars.

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