Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 25 March 2010

image for Bush wipes hand on Clinton shirt amid Haiti longdrop toilet paper rationing
Hands up all those who have been smeared by George W Bush

Port Au Pants - (Rotters): Bewildered Haitians, still in shock following the earthquake devastation of their island home, are gobsmacked.

A humanitarian visit to their ravaged country by two former US Commanders-in-Chief has descended into farce.

And the entire sordid spectacle was filmed by international media crews covering the high profile event.

The newshounds had been trailing the two ex-Presidents who, apparently, had not been told that any 'comfort breaks' had to be taken in the wide open outdoors following the destruction of the nation's entire plumbing system.

The cameras had been left rolling shortly after breakfast when George W Bush and Bill Clinton availed themselves of an open ditch latrine.

Squatting side by side the pair appeared to be chatting happily about the novelty experience of 'going native' when Bush pointed to something on the horizon, temporarily distracting his Shite House predecessor's attention.

A glaring lack of toilet paper didn't seem to upset Bush who quickly used his right hand like an old pro.

And just as Clinton was staring intently at the object of interest in the far horizon ("Hey Bill, getta look at them pair of bazookas on that woman's chest!") fetid old Dubya pounced, wiping his hand on the back of Clinton's designer shirt.

The remaining video footage is blurred. But Spoof reporters have it on good advice that it took Clinton at least half an hour to twig to what had happened in the Port-Au-Pants Latrine Moment, as it has been dubbed.

Bush's PR handlers insist the incident is a fake and that the film of the disgusting event is entirely spoof.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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