Washington AC/DC - The US government denied today the existence of intelligent alien lifeforms in the White House amid a mounting furor about 'non-indigenous illegals' in high public office. Tell-tale signs like ectoplasm trails, mysterious glowin...
Reports coming out of the Brazilian jungle have confirmed the fact that the Alien spotted doing the "Moon Walk" (exclusively reported here by me) was not Michael Jackson as first thought, but he certainly was gay and a big fan of Wacko's. The CIA...
A massive kick-ass laser is set to go head-to-head with the menace of a celestial garbage sucker dubbed the 'Space Dyson' NASA HQ sources said today. Decades of fledgeling human space exploration have been targetted by the existence of an 'alien'...
Victoria Beckham, one quarter of the Beckham marriage, is embarrassed again after tweeting that thee were aliens massing outside her front door. We're surrounded! she tweeted. There are aliens everywhere. 100s of little grey people. This is the...
An Alien caught moonwalking in the Amazon rain forest has been identified as Michael Jackson's ghost! The Alien or Michael was "Fred Astair-ing" between mango and banana trees when two British tourists high on the local brew, cachaca, just happened t...
London - Videoed by International Space Station astronauts the dodgy and buffoonish Tory stand-up double act was captured negotiating crucial Space Treaty terms with some Persian-looking aliens and a Mexican drug cartel hitman. The summit onboard...
Jerusalem - A new directive from the Supreme Alien Council has seen the demarcation of large parts of Planet Earth with an Atonement Day eruv. The quasi-religious mechanism traditionally transforms an enclosed shared living area into a communal on...
Dallas, Texas - According to Homeland Securtiy officials 13 members of a delegation from the Saturn Moon of Phoebes were smashed when they accidentally tripped a Spoof writer on her way home from an evening walk. Officials say her nose and face smash...
Los Angeles - 'Evidence' from the alien autopsy footage forger who reckoned Princess Diana 'faked' her own death may be heard at last in the Conrad Murray trial. Today's editorial in LA FaghagSlagMag celebwatch magazine cites depositions filed by...
Following a recent excavation in Northumberland for Channel Four's Time Team, Tony Robinson has confirmed the discovery of remains believed to be from a space craft of unknown origin. Discovered in a blast crater, the remains appear to be those o...
London - An explosion of scare-in-the-community numbers is being blamed on alien-tampered wheat that's infiltrated the national food chain. "You've only got to look at some Wiltshire residents' faces to see those Darwinian throwback genes surfac...
Groom Lake, Nevada - NASA HQ sources said today the binary stars orbited by newly discovered Kepler-16b act as the perfect visual foil to camouflage UFO traffic. The Tatooine-like planet is bathed in sunlight for 99% of its 30-hour day and lies on...
A new planet discovered by the Keppler telescope has turned out to be no bigger than a speck of dust, say scientists at the world famous Keppler Nerdshed. "We were excited by the discovery of a planet orbiting two stars," said Professor Devlin Som...
It's recently revealed then it was classed as confidential by men in black suits and black fedoras then was released again but with black pen through certain parts. However the desk of me, Terrance Wilkinson can confirm that the Royal Family are infa...
Earth civilization had better clean up its act if we want to avoid a visit from the galactic police! Scientists at NASA claim that reducing our carbon emissions could prevent a pre-emptive alien attack - similar to the one portrayed in classic mov...
Professor Fred Quatermass was apparently at it again this morning, as he advised NASA, the North Aberdeen Space Association, that it would be pretty pointless expecting the dead to rise again as reanimated zombies, in order to fend off an alien invas...
Controversial academic, Professor Fred Quatermass, has yet again sparked fury at NASA, the North Aberdeen Space Association, following his suggestion after watching John Carpenter's sci-fi movie, The Thing, on ITV 4, that all alien space vampires oug...
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