Gay alien has sex with Men in Black!

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 1 November 2011


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Was this the gay one or the transexual; we'll never know!

Reports coming out of the Brazilian jungle have confirmed the fact that the Alien spotted doing the "Moon Walk" (exclusively reported here by me) was not Michael Jackson as first thought, but he certainly was gay and a big fan of Wacko's.

The CIA sent their Men in Black to get rid of the bugger, but it seems that the Alien, nicknamed Dolores (name changed for copyright reasons), had a crush on the Men in Black, hypnotised them back to his UFO and they had a wild sex party.

It was a bizarre party according to reports because mainly aliens are a-sexual, but the one's "camping" out in the Amazon jungle all seemed to be gay apart from their leader who was a transsexual, just to liven up the party.

After the party the Men in Black were escorted back to the Amazon river bank and were found humming along to an indigenous banjo player (who just happened to be there) playing that infamous song out of that infamous film called Deliverance.

They didn't remember a thing by the way and claim they are both still virgins, The Men in Black that is. Although after being medically analysed it seems that something was going on behind their backs.

The Aliens were last seen flying towards Neverland hoping to get an autograph from Bubbles who inherited the whole lot!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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