MUMBAI: POTUS Prez Obama had just finished his vacuous, limpid speech at the iconic Taj hotel in this heavily fortified city. Having paid lip-service to fighting terrorism together and voicing other gratuitous statements Obama and his security detai...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that many are calling simply a well-timed political move, President Barack Obama has sent out invitations to Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Paris Hilton to attend a good old-fashioned wienie roast in the backyard of the W...
An undisclosed source in the Black Op Division of the Secret Service revealed recently that last New Years Eve, in a "relaxed" moment, President Obama revealed to a group of Black Op Agents that he was not a citizen of this country, and, in fact, was...
Today President Obama and 2000 of his closest friends embark on a working vacation trip to the Far East. Upon arriving in Mumbai, he and his entourage will stay at the 5 star Taj Mahal Palace where rooms start at $400-$500 per night. With Ameri...
Yes. You've read it. Mick Jagger strikes! Again. - The former member of the rock band, "The Rolling Stones" has confessed earlier today, that he had an affair with The President's mother, Ann Dunham. "She was hot! We met in a pub, I asked for he...
The changing of the political guard isn't always easy in America, especially when one political party takes the helm over the party who wasn't quite finished with their business. This time, though, a few changes have been discussed that might just ma...
In a move that has voters heads spinning US President Barack Obama has announced he is joining the Tea Party. In an impromptu press conference at White House Rose Garden today Obama said "I think Americans have had enough of carbonated drinks and bub...
Poor President Obama. First the Republicans kick most of his fellow Democrats out of office and replace them. Now Michelle has bought an Obama blow-up doll from China to keep her company while he is on the road. "She won't quit talking about the (...
The American Indian Nation was up in arms today as US Chief Barry Obama prepared for his Hindu Indian Campaign said to be costing the taxpayer $200m per day and tying up most of the armed forces as they circle the wagons in Mumbai! The Bureau o...
United Auto Union Workers celebrating the latest Ponzi scheme from deep in Michigan at their Black Lake Golf Course and Planning Center, announced that the upcoming GM IPO would help fund their Pensions for at least 6 more months! With Obama owni...
Illinois - (Ass Mess): A lifesize inflatable sex doll of President Barack Obama comes with a tantalising range of accessories after the fuct (sic) sex shop customers have said. 'Blow-up Barry' - as it has been dubbed - is pretty much lifelike down...
Dear Barak I hate to bother you with my problems and all cause I know you have a lot of problems yourself. I was sorry to hear about Air Force One wearing out but going to Helena for Buffalo Burgers in the limo shouldn't be to bad. Anyway, I just want to say that we support you and everything. I see you working hard and squinting at the teleprompter on my big screen TV. You have very s...
Washington - President Obama is taking a vacation to India, because he is so upset with voters that didn't help the Democrats keep control of the House. "I can't believe these dumb voters didn't vote for more Democrats. How stupid do you have to...
There was concern in Washington recently as President Obama was leaving the White House in his helicopter on the first leg of his much publicized trip to China. Some observers stated that they saw Obama gesture toward the White House with the midd...
In order to make sure that Obama's visit to India and Mumbai goes absolutely smoothly the Indian security authorities have bulldozed the local slums, banned homeless begging urchins, tripled security guards, army, police, bomb disposal units and have...
Having half survived an assault from the Mad Hatters Tea Party President Obama has been faced with a new threat. On his forthcoming visit to Mumbai in India Coconuts are thought to be likely to fall on his head, so all Coconuts have been removed...
Washington, DC - As a result of losses in the mid-term elections, President Obama fired his entire cabinet, as well as Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs. Newly appointed Press Secretary, Juan Williams, announced the President's new cabinet. Attorney General: Judge Judy Secretary of Agriculture: Buckwheat Secretary of Commerce: Oprah Winfrey Secretary of Defense: Chicago Bears Secretary of Edu...
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