Gun Racks and Slurpee Machines to Be Installed in House Chamber

Funny story written by Charpa93

Friday, 5 November 2010

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The changing of the political guard isn't always easy in America, especially when one political party takes the helm over the party who wasn't quite finished with their business. This time, though, a few changes have been discussed that might just make the transition easier for each party.

Seeing as the majority of the new representatives voted in are card-carrying NRA members and it's always better to have them show their guns in plain sight, President Obama has issued a mandate that gun racks be installed in the outer chambers of the House of Representative for any Republican or Independent who has a need to secure their weapon before entering the inner chamber. "It's just safer that way," claimed a pragmatic Obama.

And, in keeping with his statements about 7-Eleven Slurpees "bringing people together for 40 years," and "just tasting good," President Obama has ordered that a 7-spout Slurpee machine also be installed in the outer chambers of the House. This is something the President feels very strongly about.

"I don't know anyone who can be angry after taking a slurp off a cola slurpee, which is my favorite," he said. Obama says he believes the right side of the house will all probably go for one flavor only-and he's pretty sure it won't be fanta blue raspberry--he is giving a choice to the left because "after all," he says "liberals are all about choice, whether it's the flavor of an iced drink, a sexual preference, or a woman's right to abortion."

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