Obama, "I'm not going back."

Funny story written by Spicewood

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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"Let her have it"

There was concern in Washington recently as President Obama was leaving the White House in his helicopter on the first leg of his much publicized trip to China.

Some observers stated that they saw Obama gesture toward the White House with the middle finger of his right hand extended vertically in what many perceived as an "obscene gesture."

Later in the day, a passerby overheard the President telling his chief aide, "Hell no I'm not going back, those damn Republicans are going to take everything over, I'll be lucky to get a job serving drinks on Nancy's plane, oh hell, she won't even have that very long."

He was referring to the recent elections in America, where his opposition forces scored great victories all over the country. The only major victory was in Nevada, where Obama confidant, Harry Reid was able to retain his seat by paying blacks and Latinos to vote for him. Reid was quoted as saying, "It cost me a pretty penny, I've still got my job and the nine million in my campaign fund, but I think that Nancy will go and I've heard rumors that Barack is not going to come back from China, so it is a shallow victory, not sure if it was worth all that money or not. I may go back to shilling in Vegas."

Rumor has it that Obama is going to claim to be of Chinese ancestry, so as a Chinese citizen, he may seek office in that country. "Hell, they own all of the country anyway, if I stay here, run for Chairman, I still may be in control of the good old US of A."

"Hey, I sent Bill and Joe and Hill, even Michele to Ohio to promote that damn Governor, what's his name, anyway, I went to that state fourteen times to get votes for him, worked my ass off, he still lost. Do you think people don't trust me. Do you think they will miss me if I don't go back, let Hillary have it all."

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