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Funny story: 'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie gives birth to Cousin It of Addams Family

'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie gives birth to Cousin It of Addams Family

Thomas Beatie, the 34-year-old delusional attention-whore who made international headlines and a six-figure book deal by reporting himself as 'a pregnant man' on the Oprah show, gave birth Thursday to what doctors could only describe as a &qu...

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Funny story: Pregnancy Pact - We Did It For Britney Spears

Pregnancy Pact - We Did It For Britney Spears

The mystery of the Gloucester high pregnancy pact which has been puzzling the whole of United States, may now have become clearer after several of the young ladies involved sensationally claimed that they "Did it for Britney."...

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Funny story: Pregnancy Pact "Fast Times" at Gloucester High causes "The Perfect Storm" of controversy

Pregnancy Pact "Fast Times" at Gloucester High causes "The Perfect Storm" of controversy

Gloucester, Massachusetts - Once known for the small Catholic coastal town that lost a commercial fishing boat crew to a perfect storm, Gloucester, Massachusetts, will now forever be known for the birthplace of the pregnancy pact.

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Funny story: Pregnant Schoolgirls Entered Into Pact With Principal - Suggestion

Pregnant Schoolgirls Entered Into Pact With Principal - Suggestion

Seventeen teenage schoolfriends who all fell pregnant at the same time, may have entered into a pact with the school's principal, it has been suggested.

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth to Girl. It Immediately Becomes Pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth to Girl. It Immediately Becomes Pregnant

(Jackson, Miss.) - Television star and slut extraordinaire Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth today in a mud hollow in Jackson, Mississippi. Within ten minutes the baby girl was pronounced healthy and also pregnant.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angeline Jolie, the big-lipped star of Tomb Raider today confirmed she was expecting twins thus abandoning any hope of retaining a youthful tuppence.

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Funny story: New Cafe for cravings opens

New Cafe for cravings opens

Julie Wilkes from Hull has just opened the first of what she hopes will soon be a nationwide chain of fast food shops that cater for the cravings of expectant mothers. The name to look out for will be 'Café Neuf'

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Funny story: Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

The on-going doctors' strike in Maharashtra forced a woman to deliver in a cab late Saturday evening.

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Funny story: Britney...Oops, I'm Pregnant Again!

Britney...Oops, I'm Pregnant Again!

Los Angeles - Two lone paparazzi who happened to be at Cedar Sinai late last night after visiting a colleague, got the shock of their life. Walking straight towards them was none other than Miss Brit who was oddly not in the company of her slew o...

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Funny story: First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

Burbank, California - As part of his contract with Oprah (Harpo Productions), Dr. Phil has arranged to be the first and only psychiatrist to date to be afforded the opportunity to psychoanalyze the world's first pregnant man, Thomas Beatie. Condu...

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Funny story: Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Bend, Oregon - The controversy in Thomas Beatie, a transgender male claiming to be the first pregnant man has the scientific community coming under political pressure it has not experienced since the Catholic Church put Galileo Galilee under house ar...

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Funny story: New evidence lambastes human reproduction with theory of "storkism"

New evidence lambastes human reproduction with theory of "storkism"

In reality, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is to be taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Pregnant?

Harry Potter Star Pregnant?

Rumours have been circulating that teen actor Daniel Radcliffe (18) is up the duff. Yes, Pregnant.

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Funny story: Presley sues over phantom pregnancy jibes

Presley sues over phantom pregnancy jibes

California - (Fat Ass Mess): Lisa Marie Presley is suing celebrity-watch paper LA FagHagSlagMag over stories that her phantom pregnancy has made her into a corpulent 25-stone laughingstock gargoyle.

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Funny story: Sir Alex's god-daughter pregnant by "News of the World"

Sir Alex's god-daughter pregnant by "News of the World"

The god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed she's pregnant by the best-selling Sunday newspaper "The News of the World". Lauren McRacklin, 21, said she had only slept with the newspaper once but was now 3 months pregnant with a...

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears Launches Teen Maternity Line

Jamie Lynn Spears Launches Teen Maternity Line

Star of teen nick's Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn Spears who was announced 12 weeks pregnant in December 2007 had launched a teen maternity line. The star has called her line "PREGteen by Jamie."...

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Funny story: Jesus slams his "dead-beat dad" GOD on Rikki Lake Show

Jesus slams his "dead-beat dad" GOD on Rikki Lake Show

A pre-recorded episode of the often controversial Rikki Lake Show featuring Jesus Christ confronting God is due to air early next week.

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