Pregnancy Pact - We Did It For Britney Spears

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Monday, 23 June 2008

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The mystery of the Gloucester high pregnancy pact which has been puzzling the whole of United States, may now have become clearer after several of the young ladies involved sensationally claimed that they "Did it for Britney."

Britney Spears who is famous for her empty pram is known to be a role model and idol for teenage girls all over the world. It seems that the general idea behind the pact was for as many as the girls as possible to have babies and then take it in turns to lend Britney a baby. On the day that Britney borrows a baby the lender can happily go around pushing an empty pram about and pretend to be Britney.

A good singing voice would not be a necessity to carry this off and staggering about under the influence of alcohol and or drugs is not thought to be compulsory, but is likely to be an aid to the more serious Britney impersonators.

It is thought unlikely that girls of a similar age in UK would enter into such a pact, self centred young ladies in this country care not for Britney's problems and enter into pacts with their local council for free flats and benefits for life.

This may seem heartless to some but as miss Pam Frace from the fair city of Ull upon Umber's exclusive ratsholme estate explained to me. "Double buggies mean double benefit, so buck fritney"

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