Vice President Joe Biden says that he was not referring to his codpiece when he whispered to the President, "This is a big fucking deal". Biden, who has been on the record for putting his foot in his mouth more times than you can count, emphatic...
Attempting to make literary history, Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has submitted his penis to the Book of Records after the site's writing manifesto was tattooed lovingly on its Tip by 'Bombshell McGee', who later said, "Bigger, really is Better!"...
Following up on a lead provided by top Spoof writer Abel Rodriguez, Hollywood insider Kurt Kuntz started making enquiries which revealed that 'Alice' director Tim Burton is already working on his next project, a biopic of the man with the talking pen...
As of Monday, music lovers the world over will be able to play a nice new tune on their i-Pods content with the knowledge that they have also contributed much-needed funds to a worthy charity. Which is pretty old hat really. Except that this si...
Liz Cheney appearing on Fox News said that penis envy had been in her family for as long as she could remember. "My mother certainly has it," Ms. Cheney said, "and from what I can hear when my Mom and Dad are arguing, he has it too. At least, that's...
BBC Sexual Ed Presenter Martin 'Skoob' Shuttlecock was the first in the UK to field test the new Swiss Mini Condom called the 'Hotshot' designed to Jump Start little pricks as they began their life long quest of chasing loose pussy. Mr. Shuttleco...
Recording artist Stevie Wonder is one of the most famous blind musicians of all time, joining such greats as Ray Charles and Country Singer Ronnie Milsay. He is an inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and winner of the Presidential Medal of Fr...
Hardon Privates is back from the sex clinic and the hospital and doing fine, according to his wife, Ms. Glamour Privates. "They operated on Hardon and he's six inches shorter. Also they took a big middle section out of his wanger. That cut him dow...
The man with the world's smallest penis was hopping mad yesterday after seeing a copy of a bootleg video of Lady GaGa in the nude. "Well GaGa me with a spoon", stated Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name). "She only made that video to make me ma...
A number of publishers on freelance web forums have been requesting articles written on the topic of penis enlargement. As a social service to the readers of this website who we believe would have a vast need for such information we at Penile Dream Fulfillment are sending you this list of alternative forms for enhancing ones assets: Technique #1- Have girlfriend sit in car. Stand outside of ca...
John Mayer, Robert Pattinson and Tiger Woods seem to have one thing in common, their penis's have a mind of their own. Mr. Meyers penis is racist, but he swears the rest of him is down with chocolate. Mr. Pattinson says he is allergic to vaginas, w...
Kristen Stewart acted swiftly today to absolutely deny internet reports which claimed that she was allergic to Robert Pattinson's penis. The actor, Bella in the Twilight franchise to RobPattz's Edward Cullen said that she had an idea that the inte...
British Fashion designer Alexander McQueen committed suicide by hanging himself on the eve of his mother's funeral. The designer left a note (contents yet to be revealed) stating his intentions. Inquiring minds all over the world, however, are ru...
Not only are brakes failing, gas pedal sticking and suddenly launching you down the road at 100 MPH in a 30 MPH zone, now they are having trouble with seat belts. "I was driving around naked as I usually do on Saturday night", Rufus Henderson tol...
BEVERLY HILLS - John Gosselin, the Jon of the old reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in Beverly Hills visiting Dr. Max Boxfluff who deals in breast augmentation and tit enhancement. Jon, the ex-husband of Kate Gosselin, was not looking to get an...
Police in New York say they got a call in the middle of the night Sunday from a Mrs "Toots" Glamour, a former dancer and prostitute saying that she wanted an injunction against her husband, Hardon Privates. "Hardon has driven me to despair because...
With a voice sometimes shaking with emotion, John Mayer's penis issued a public statement condemning the guitarist's recent racially-charged comments about him in a recent Playboy magazine interview. Speaking to a gaggle of reporters outside his L...
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