Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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What was the other end tied to?

British Fashion designer Alexander McQueen committed suicide by hanging himself on the eve of his mother's funeral. The designer left a note (contents yet to be revealed) stating his intentions.

Inquiring minds all over the world, however, are rushing to find out if this suicide was similar to the hanging death of former actor David Carradine. Police have yet to say, however, whether or not the designer had the other end of his rope tied to his penis.

"Yes, this one was another Nancy boy," said an unnamed Police spokesman. "All them fashion types usually are. I don't know about the rope though. If he had it tied to his penis, however, would that mean that he was well hung?"

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