John Gosselin Travels To Beverly Hills To See About Getting 'Winky' Augmentation

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Sunday, 14 February 2010

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Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Boxbluff who met with Jon Gosselin about getting his 'bippy' augmented.

BEVERLY HILLS - John Gosselin, the Jon of the old reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in Beverly Hills visiting Dr. Max Boxfluff who deals in breast augmentation and tit enhancement.

Jon, the ex-husband of Kate Gosselin, was not looking to get anything done to his chest area, he was more concerned about getting something done to his winky, which according to Jon's ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, is three inches long; yes three as in (3).

Hailey said that she has several photos of Jon's pubic region that clearly backup her statement. She said that she always used to wonder why Jon always had to have the lights off during their acts of intimacy.

She stated that she asked him about it once and he dismissed it by telling her that it was just a Korean thing, and was really no big deal.

SIDENOTE: Glassman said that after turning on the light one night when Jon had fallen asleep she can confirm that Jon was in fact correct and it is most definitely 'no big deal.'

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