Man With World's Longest Penis Now Six Inches Shorter

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Thursday, 4 March 2010


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Hardon Privates is back from the sex clinic and the hospital and doing fine, according to his wife, Ms. Glamour Privates.

"They operated on Hardon and he's six inches shorter. Also they took a big middle section out of his wanger. That cut him down to the size of a horse. I don't know why HE's six inches shorter..5 foot, eight. But, we're both a lot happier now."

As you recall, Hardon at last report had driven several clients including Tiger Woods from a sex clinic in Mississippi. So there was no choice left but surgery.

"It was hard on me at first", stated Hardon. "But soon after, it was a relief with being able to wear normal pants and not worrying about getting infected from it always flopping into the urinal."

"I used to be even shorter than this", stated Hardon.

"That's right", agreed his lovely wife. "It was after that UFO beamed him up. He was gone for several hours which he said seemed like a week."

"Those things had big heads and acted drunk. They finally sobered up and beamed me back down but I had what felt like a snake between my legs. I guess that was funny to them. I hope they crashed that thing. They were all over the sky. Where's an inter galactic policeman when you need one?"

OK.... We decided to take his word for it. Perhaps he had been reading too much Stephen King. Of course, there was that "snake" that wasn't there before, or his parents would have made a fortune selling rights to baby pictures to 'The National Sewer'.

"I just wish I had my six inches of height back. How'd they do that?"

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