Penis Envy in DNA Says Liz Cheney

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Monday, 8 March 2010

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Liz Cheney appearing on Fox News said that penis envy had been in her family for as long as she could remember. "My mother certainly has it," Ms. Cheney said, "and from what I can hear when my Mom and Dad are arguing, he has it too. At least, that's what my Mom says. Something about over compensating, she says. She says that's why he talks so tough and enjoys sending other men to fight in wars."

Chris Wallace asked Ms. Cheney how she knew she had PE. "Wellllll," she said slowly. "I like to, you know, stand up to go to the bathroom, and wellll, you know, I like to wear men's underwear, and when I go to the beach I stuff a sock in my bathing suit.

Wallace asked, "When did you start to do that, Liz?" "Wellll, Ms. Cheney replied," it was when I peeped and saw my Dad do it before he went to the beach. He and my Mom always shared a pair of socks for that. My Mom use to say, now we can all have a pair! My Dad says that Obama is a sissy and if he ever has a chance, he will REALLY sock it to him!"

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