New York City - Warner Bros. studio has announced plans to make a new movie called 'The Splurge' after the success of 'The Purge' films. But not everyone is happy about the idea. 'The Splurge' is about a 12-hour period one night each year when...
A Tybee Island man is threatening to sue 20th Century Fox for misrepresentation after watching the sequel to the 2011 film Rise of the Planet of the Apes; Dawn of The Planet Apes. Scott Parker, 34, has filed suit claiming that after viewing the mo...
Middleton - Local Middleton resident Elvira Standard was arrested yesterday after ramming her car into the Redbox outside a Kroger grocery store. Ms. Standard in fact did not strike the Redbox just one time, but backed up and rammed into the kiosk fo...
Elysium, R.I.P.D., Gravity It happened over one weekend. Actually, it was within a twenty-four hour period that I watched these movies - three movies that will forever be etched on my brain as nothing more than a complete waste of my time and effort. Ok, let's start with the first shitty-arsed puppy that wandered into my DVD player and took a dump. How anyone can make a film in which you...
Hollywood - Nancy Pelosi has agreed to appear in the sequel to the 1985 movie, Brazil. The trippy movie based on George Orwell's book, 1984, is scheduled to be released in late 2015. Pelosi appeared in the original film to play Mrs. Ida Lowry...
PARANOIAWOOD, NORTH KOREA -- In an intriguing bit of political retaliation from North Korea that surprisingly does not involve the launching of nuclear missiles, a top official has announced plans to produce a film starring Kim Jong-un as a fearless...
Some movies which are panned by critics nevertheless are highly successful due to word of mouth praises by people who've seen the movie. They tell their friends and family, who tell their friends, and so on, until the movie is a hit, despite those 'o...
The film world prepares itself for a new low as Michael Bay has been hired to direct a remake of cult classics Shaun Of The Dead and Fight Club, as one film. Critics are already calling this project the biggest misjudgment in Hollywood since Brad...
Superstar Godzilla recently sat down with Starpower's Lisa Lenard and when she asked him about gay marriage a pretty chill Godzilla says he totally supports it. "Look, I'm the last guy that should be denying anyone anything. I mean, when I come...
Las Vegas - Ben Affleck was caught 'counting cards' in Las Vegas this week and authorities are baffled as to why the actor was attempting such a feat. Apparently, Affleck was on a bender and claimed to be doing research for a role in the next Rai...
Tokyo - In the latest incarnation of the Godzilla series of big-screen features, Godzilla 2014, the monster playing the fierce creature looks a little less menacing than in previous movies, and a little more out of shape. "It's true, I've let...
Hollywood Mayor announced today that Hollywood movie makers and all those who work for them have job security but that they are hired up for the next five years. "The good news is that the stars we have and the production staffers, writers are ple...
Johnny Depp, long known for portraying unusual, quirky, and memorable characters onscreen, faces perhaps his most challenging role in an upcoming film. Depp will play a fifty-year old man born in Kentucky but raised in Florida. Few details of the pro...
Benedict Cumberbatch, the British actor best known for his roles in Sherlock, 12 Years a Slave, The Hobbit, War Horse, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek: Into Darkness, and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, has announced that there are three films to be released...
With the relative success of the recently-released movie 'Noah', staring Russell Crowe, there is buzz in Hollywood of making additional feature-length motion pictures based on Bible stories that are (almost) completely devoid of the events of the act...
Hollywood-20th Century Fox, the producer of the movie based on the cartoon panel Marmaduke and the forthcoming movie based on the long-running comic strip Peanuts, is moving along with its 3D version of another cartoon panel-The Family Circus.
Former Dynasty superstar Joan Collins turned more than a few heads last weekend in Monaco when the forever young star showed off her new Bob Macky canary yellow bikini. The 81 year old glamour girl didn't look a day over 50 as she lounged on the b...
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