Michael Bay Hired For Controversial 'Fight Of The Dead'

Funny story written by Jack Allen

Thursday, 22 May 2014

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This film has an amazing plot you cannot ignore...

The film world prepares itself for a new low as Michael Bay has been hired to direct a remake of cult classics Shaun Of The Dead and Fight Club, as one film.

Critics are already calling this project the biggest misjudgment in Hollywood since Brad Pitt told Time magazine he loves nothing more in life than a big soapy tit wank. However, Michael Bay has already put his C4 laden 3D wheels into motion.

Mr. Introvert himself, Shia LeBeouf, has been drafted in to play the lead role to ensure the level of acting is on the same level as the leaked synopsis (read below).

'Overnight, armies of zombies rise from every bank and political party worldwide to try and convert a disgruntled human race. The zombies spread quicker than herpes at a teenage house party and soon the last humans left are a group of American underground fighters and a small group of British tossers in a crappy pub with no digital music box. Will zombies, money and subservience be victorious or do the final few ensure that common sense against the majority?'

Critics and film fans are expecting the film to disappear from the silver screen quicker than an unsupervised child at a supermarket, as placing bankers and politicians as villains is seen to push far beyond the general public's suspension of disbelief.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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