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Funny story: Rachel "Bree" Oberlin, One of Charlie Sheen's 'Goddesses' Explains Why She Dumped His 'Winning' Butt

Rachel "Bree" Oberlin, One of Charlie Sheen's 'Goddesses' Explains Why She Dumped His 'Winning' Butt

FORT LAUDERDALE - Charlie Sheen's Traveling Dysfunctional Carnival Sideshow and Ego Booster Tour aka My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour rode into Fort Lauderdale, Florida minus one of "Carlito" Sheen's two goddesse...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Husband L.A. Lakers Lamar Odom Deny That Their "Sexually Stunning" Marriage Is On The Rocks

Khloe Kardashian and Husband L.A. Lakers Lamar Odom Deny That Their "Sexually Stunning" Marriage Is On The Rocks

LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian says that she has a sneaky suspicion that the divorce rumors about her and husband, 6 foot 10 inch L.A. Laker, Lamar Odom, were started by some jealous bit*ch (sic) with the initials P.H. When asked by iGossip's Taff...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil host of The Dr. Phil Show recently had Charlie Sheen as his special guest. Sheen showed up to the show dressed up in the uniform of the Los Angeles Lakers. When Dr. Phil asked him why he replied that he wanted to show his su...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant, the master of "Ball Control" and now the master of the "Back Pedalers" is trying to do some self damage control after his homophobic rant. During the game against the San Antonio Spurs when Bryant was given a 'Technical'...

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Funny story: NBA Fines Kobe $100,000 for Derogatory Comment: "No More Slurs, You Purple-Gummed Cotton Harvester."

NBA Fines Kobe $100,000 for Derogatory Comment: "No More Slurs, You Purple-Gummed Cotton Harvester."

An NBA spokesman says the league has fined Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant $100,000 for apparently using a derogatory homophobic term about a referee in a game on Tuesday. "Kobe Bryant's comment during last night's game was offensive and inexcusab...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Offer To Pay Charlie Sheen $2 Million For The Use Of His Word "Winning!"

The Green Bay Packers Offer To Pay Charlie Sheen $2 Million For The Use Of His Word "Winning!"

GREEN BAY - The World Champion Green Bay Packers, winners of Super Bowl XLV, have been in contact with Charlie "Sir Warlord" Sheen in regards to use of his patented one-word saying "Winning." The Packers front office has stated that they would lik...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Sentenced To 36 Months Probation - The Judge Prohibits Him From Raising His Voice

Mel Gibson Sentenced To 36 Months Probation - The Judge Prohibits Him From Raising His Voice

LOS ANGELES - After months and months of sweating out the possibility that he could end up in prison, the judge in the Mel "From Hell" Gibson - Oksana "The Pretty Pianist" Grigorieva assault case has ruled that the "Mad Aussie" will be placed on prob...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

SAN ANTONIO - Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest looked like a runaway freight train as he slammed into two fans sitting in the front row of San Antonio's ATT Center during the recent Los Angeles Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs game. One of the fa...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers have just signed a $3 billion deal with The Timeless-Wonder Cable Company to continue showing every Lakers game but on "Pay Per View." A spokesperson for the Lakers who begged to keep his name ano...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind The Ines Sainz - Los Angeles Lakers Rumors

The Truth Behind The Ines Sainz - Los Angeles Lakers Rumors

LOS ANGELES - According to a highly placed inside source within the Los Angeles Lakes organization the infamous sports reporter from Mexico, Ines Sainz was recently observed in the Lakers dressing room interviewing one of the players. What made th...

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Funny story: NBA News: Christina Aguilera Has Just Been Banned From Ever Performing or Appearing In Boston

NBA News: Christina Aguilera Has Just Been Banned From Ever Performing or Appearing In Boston

BOSTON - The city known as "Beantown" has just issued a city proclamation stating that pop singer Christina Aguilera will not be allowed to perform anywhere in the city of Boston ever again. The proclamation was issued due to the fact that Ms. Agu...

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Funny story: L.A. Lakers Win! Thousands of L.A. "Losers" Arrested!

L.A. Lakers Win! Thousands of L.A. "Losers" Arrested!

LOS ANGELES - The mayor of the nation's second largest city, Los Angeles had his worst fears realized. Just as he had stated earlier in the week, Mayor Antonio "El Homey Boy Tony" Villaraigosa was afraid that if the Lakers won the NBA title the f...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball

The Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics 83-79 to capture their 16th NBA world championship title. Kobe Bryant did not do to well at the beginning of the game and he blamed it on his broken right index finger. He said that...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Mayor Fears That If The Lakers Win The NBA Title The Fans Will Burn Down The City

Los Angeles Mayor Fears That If The Lakers Win The NBA Title The Fans Will Burn Down The City

LOS ANGELES - The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa has expressed concern about the Los Angeles Lakers defeating the Boston Celtics and becoming the NBA world champions. Villaraigosa has pointed out that every time the Lakers have won the...

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Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Fire Mike Brown - They Plan To Hire Lebron James' African Cousin Mumugawi James

The Cleveland Cavaliers Fire Mike Brown - They Plan To Hire Lebron James' African Cousin Mumugawi James

CLEVELAND - In a move that was not only political, emotional, physical, pathetical, and comical, the Cavaliers organization has fired one of the most successful coaches in NBA history. Mike Brown, who had amassed a career record of 313-19, was fir...

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Funny story: Flagrant Foul: It Looks Like The Khloe Kardashian - Lamar Odom Honeymoon Is Over

Flagrant Foul: It Looks Like The Khloe Kardashian - Lamar Odom Honeymoon Is Over

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like one of basketball's most talked about honeymoons may be setting in the Pacific Ocean. Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom and his pleasantly stacked unblushing bride Khloe Kardashian of the California-famous Kardash...

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Funny story: L.A. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Fears Khloe Kardashian-Odom Will Jinx The Team

L.A. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Fears Khloe Kardashian-Odom Will Jinx The Team

LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take long. Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told a reporter for Sports Illustrated that he is afraid that the new Mrs. Lamar Odom, aka Khloe Kardashian may bring bad luck to the Lakers team. Phil made his remark...

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