Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 15 April 2011

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Charlie Sheen as he looked on his lawn when two security guards from The Dr. Phil Show drove him home.

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil host of The Dr. Phil Show recently had Charlie Sheen as his special guest.

Sheen showed up to the show dressed up in the uniform of the Los Angeles Lakers. When Dr. Phil asked him why he replied that he wanted to show his support for the two-time NBA world champions.

Dr. Phil told Charlie that it was not looking too good for the Lakers this year as two of the teams they will be meeting in the playoffs are The San Antonio Spurs, who own the best won-lost record in basketball and the Dallas Mavericks who are also quite a powerhouse.

Sheen said that that he did not come on his show to talk about baseball.

Dr. Phil then asked him what millions and millions of American people and people all over the world are wondering and that is how in the world he could just say 'no' to his Two and A Half Men salary which paid him $1.8 million per week.

Sheen, who had a bottle of Johnny Walker Red in his hand shook his head and rolled his eyes and said, "Dammit Dr. Dude, ya know dat really beats da hell outta me bro."

Dr. Phil, or Dr. Pill, as Oprah Winfrey is calling him these days then mentioned that all he had to do was to show up on the set, read his lines, and go home. And he was doing it perfectly well while holding a glass, can, or bottle of beer in his hand.

Charlie then said that he just got tired of Chuck Lorre (the shows creator, producer, and writer) treating him like a child just because he started making 'fat jokes' about Conchata Farrell, who plays Berta the housekeeper.

Sheen said that it did not bother him when Conchata would make 'beer head' jokes about him.

Charlie then stood up. He got on top of his chair and started yelling out like Tarzan, "I am Tiger Blood Man, and I am a winner and everyone in the audience is a loser."

Sheen then started to unzip his pants to show the audience what he called his 'winning wiener.'

At that point Dr. Phil went to a commercial and called security. Sheen was led away in a straight jacked, placed in a car, and driven to his home in Sherman Oaks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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