Khloe Kardashian and Husband L.A. Lakers Lamar Odom Deny That Their "Sexually Stunning" Marriage Is On The Rocks

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 April 2011

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A photo of the autographed basketball that Lamar Odom sold to Rush Limbaugh for $3,000.

LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian says that she has a sneaky suspicion that the divorce rumors about her and husband, 6 foot 10 inch L.A. Laker, Lamar Odom, were started by some jealous bit*ch (sic) with the initials P.H.

When asked by iGossip's Taffeta Kixx why she felt that Paris Hilton would do such a thing Khloe rolled her eyes, took a bite out of her ham, cheese, tuna, and salami double decker sandwich and replied because that is just the way that the jealous ho operates.

Khloe, who stands 5 foot 10, disclosed that ever since Paris had her funky little show The Simple Life, in which she co-starred with that swizzle stick looking Nicole Richie, cancelled she has done nothing but criticize the Kardashian sisters show Growing Up Kardashian and anything Kardashian.

Husband Lamar, who is very soft-spoken said that compared to his sweet woman Khloe, P-Hilt's a*s looks like two little Hostess Twinkies placed side by side.

The L.A. hoopster went on to say that compared to his wife's tata's P-Hilt's look like something that one would find on someone like say Clay Aiken but not quite as hairy, cellulite-free, or as evenly shaped.

Both Khloe and Lamar admitted that there is no way that their marriage is on the rocks and that they have even stated on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Oprah Show, ESPN 2, and even on The Weather Channel that their marriage is as 'sexually stunning' as it could be.

The rumor circulating throughout the Left Coast that once Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson retires at the end of the current season that the Laker's management plans on offering the head coaching job to Jack Nicholson have not as yet be corroborated or dispelled.

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