GAZA CITY - Despite yet another tentative ceasefire in the region, sporadic Palestinian rocket fire and mortars are still detonating in Israel following a brutal offensive meant to bring Hamas into submission. The offensive killed nearly 1300 Pa...
Israel has landed itself in more trouble after several Hamas terrorists it captured complained to the Red Cross and other charities about their treatment while in custody. "We were kept in the open air." one said. "We're only used to hiding in und...
In a media blitz in Jerusalem last night, Israel unveiled designs for a new flag. "Its to reflect the new modern Israel" said spokesperson Avid Macabee, "we were a nation born out of fear, terror, tyranny and murder, and we felt this new flag shou...
Only 22 years after Israel and Palestine implemented Libyan despot Muammar Qaddafis "one-state solution," Israstine proved its diversity by electing Ali Megrahi of the Hamas party as Prime Minister. Prime Minister Megrahi and his party won an astoni...
Israeli forces last night began a bombardment of Manchester, killing at least 3000 Mancunians, including many hundreds of women and children. By 2am today, they had taken control of the City Of Manchester Stadium, saying they intended to install Avra...
An Israeli El-Al jet was hijacked by Palestinians and flown to the Ugandan city of Entebbe, just as in 1976, and the Israeli Defense Force quickly moved into action to release the hostages on the plane. But this time it was no more Mr. Nice Guy. F...
The Israeli government today made a shock claim that they're not 'mass-murdering cowardly war criminals'. Speaking from the ruins of the United Nations building in Gaza, General Cowardi Kidkilla said:'We are not war criminals. (Send another air st...
GAZA CITY - Israeli forces blew the Red Cross' temporary headquarters in Gaza City to smithereens Friday afternoon, then blasted United Nations humanitarian forces. Even as nations around the world have expressed shock at the violence, Israeli Army...
International critics today slated the Israeli-Palestinian Truce as being more at Scent than Substance. Israel has agreed on 'the principles' of a ceasefire proposal, raising hopes for the Palestinian militants in Gaza of a chance to fully rearm t...
International diplomacy suffered a severe setback yesterday when it was revealed that Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne was forced to strip naked by Britney Spears, at a peace conference to end the Israel/Hammas conflict. Ms Spears was apparently attending t...
Sir Alex Ferguson was today given a new job, to go to Israel and sort out the war that is raging there - or rather the Israeli army massacring civilian Palestinians that is raging there. Speaking from Tel-Aviv airport, the Man U manager said: 'Aye...
Palastinian residents of the Gaza Strip have told UN officials that, as well as the constant aerial bombardment from Israel that they are having to put up with, they are also "very concerned" about being linked with ex-Newcastle United and England fo...
Though the 21st Century has experienced no shortage of radical revolutionists, both the US and now Israel have exhibited the foresight to insure a steady supply of a whole new generation of Islamic terrorists. Wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and mounti...
Today the Israeli fair dropped into town, and soon the stalls and rides were doing brisk business. The most popular was the child-shooting gallery. Here you pay a pound and are given a pretend soldier's uniform and an assault rifle, and then get 3...
JERUSALEM (FMLiveWire) -- Innovative Israeli industry has produced a new kosher food product: "Soylent Brown" Matzoh crackers in cooperation with the nation's military. "These new crackers are tasty and high in protein," said Benjamin Netanyahu,...
In a surprise speech in Berlin today, German Chancellor Adolf Hitler claimed that Israelis were being too extreme against the Palestinians of Gaza. 'Top marks for the air attacks on civilians, sure', he said, though in German, 'and yeah, cutting o...
In a disastrous mix-up, the Israeli army has invaded Paul Gascoigne, the alcoholic ex-footballer who is also known by his nickname 'Gazza'. The Israeli Ambassador to Newcastle would not answer any questions but gave this statement: "One of our spi...
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