Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

image for Israel Joins US in Manufacture of Future Terrorists
The investment prospectus calls for rocketing profits for years to come though deaths may be a significant outcome

Though the 21st Century has experienced no shortage of radical revolutionists, both the US and now Israel have exhibited the foresight to insure a steady supply of a whole new generation of Islamic terrorists.

Wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and mounting threats against Iran and Syria hve been the American way of making sure that terror " the best friend of the arms industry " thrives deep into the new century.

Israel gave a significant boost to this effort with its attack on Syria and its war with Hezbollah. But investors in weapons futures showed little enthusiasm. That's when Israel's economic advisors came up with the stimulus plan called: Invasion Gaza.

The prospectus guarantees arms sales galore and terrorist enemies for years to come. The ad proclaims that once again the US and Israel will take the arms race into the profitable future!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Terrorism, Israel

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
63 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more