Israel Develops "Soylent Brown" Matzoh Crackers

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

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New "Soylent Brown" Matzoh crackers

JERUSALEM (FMLiveWire) -- Innovative Israeli industry has produced a new kosher food product: "Soylent Brown" Matzoh crackers in cooperation with the nation's military.

"These new crackers are tasty and high in protein," said Benjamin Netanyahu, a top executive in the company Palestinian Foods which produces the novel crackers. "I always have a box near me to munch on. They give me energy and get up and go."

He went at the PF press conference here on Wednesday to describe how the crackers are made from fresh stock gathered in Gaza by Israeli Defense Forces (IDF).

"These crackers also serve as field rations, and the portable processors can be carried along with our invasion forces to create the freshly baked crackers anywhere there is sufficient stock."

Netanyahu ate several crackers and offered them to reporters who also found them to be very tasty.

"The taste varies from Palestinian to Palestinian," he stated.

"No Bar Mitzvah or Synagogue service would be complete without Soylent Brown Matzoh crackers," he added, grinning.

"They go very well with red wine, chicken soup and gefilte fish. We also hope they will become a big export item."

The press conference was interrupted by a lunatic who shouted "Soylent Brown is people!" as he was carried away for torture and questioning.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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