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Funny story: Lou Dobbs an Illegal Alien, Judge Judy Rules

Lou Dobbs an Illegal Alien, Judge Judy Rules

TV's Judge Judy has found that TV's Lou Dobbs-a leading "Birther"-is an undocumented foreigner. "This birth certificate is a fraud," Judge Judy yelled at Dobbs as the two shouters squared off in Judy's TV courtroom. "Who are you trying to kid,...

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Funny story: More Trouble over Free Welfare Cars in Massachusetts As Uninsured Motorist Kills 14!

More Trouble over Free Welfare Cars in Massachusetts As Uninsured Motorist Kills 14!

Boston,MA/ Boston Globe Almost Final Edition - Governor Deval Patrick, sponsor of the now infamous free welfare car program, came under additional fire today from taxpayer groups after a car recipient was involved in a road rage incident taking the...

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Funny story: Obama Allows 100 Illegal Aliens To Fly Back To Mexico On Air Force One

Obama Allows 100 Illegal Aliens To Fly Back To Mexico On Air Force One

CHICAGO - President Obama on his way to Mexico to meet with Mexican President Felipe Calderon decided to let 100 illegal aliens from the Chicago area fly with him on Air Force One. A White House spokesmen said that all 100 "Trespassers" were thri...

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Funny story: In & Around Boogertown: MSG In Boogertown Food?

In & Around Boogertown: MSG In Boogertown Food?

Federal agents have arrested 55 illegal immigrants in a raid on the Purdue chicken-processing plant. Most of the illegals immigrants were from Guatamala. Many of the chickens were also proven to be illegal and were immediately deported back to Ch...

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Funny story: Latest Obama Cabinet Selection Problem An Illegal Alien

Latest Obama Cabinet Selection Problem An Illegal Alien

During his campaign, Barack Obama promised L.U.L.A.C. and other Hispanic groups that at least three of his cabinet level selections would be of Hispanic backgrounds. Governor Bill Richardson, his first choice for Commerce Secretary, withdrew due to...

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Funny story: Unions Named In Lawsuit

Unions Named In Lawsuit

Representatives of Felipe Calderon's government have filed suit in US federal court today, naming the United States' Labor Unions as defendants. According to papers filed, the Mexican government is charging the Labor Unions conspired to create the c...

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Funny story: EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport

EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport

Brussels, Belgium - The European Commission has issued its much-anticipated guidelines regulating the health and safety of transporting illegal immigrants into the EU and between member countries. EC spokesperson, Noah Passaporta explained the...

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Funny story: 5M Illegal Aliens Trapped Responding to Bogus Inauguration Invitations Promising Free Mortgages and Gas Cards!

5M Illegal Aliens Trapped Responding to Bogus Inauguration Invitations Promising Free Mortgages and Gas Cards!

Washington, DC/ AP - In a massive sting operation orchestrated by the lame duck Bush administration, 5M illegal aliens were arrested when they attended what they thought was another Democrat giveaway! In a scheme thought up by the Justice Departme...

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Funny story: Obama to turn White House into Safe House for Illegal Immigrants

Obama to turn White House into Safe House for Illegal Immigrants

Safe House, DC - According to unnamed sources, Barack Obama is to turn the White House into a Safe House for illegal immigrants if elected. This follows the recent shocking relevation that Barack Obama's aunt is an illegal immigrant from Kenya living...

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Funny story: US Finds Solution to Illegal Immigration

US Finds Solution to Illegal Immigration

US immigration authorities are reporting a dramatic drop in the numbers of undocumented aliens crossing the southern border. La Migra wants to attribute the reduction to their security tactics. Border wall advocates say its the barrier or rumors...

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Funny story: Wetback Airlines: There's Pesos to Be Made Shipping Wetbacks Way Back Home!

Wetback Airlines: There's Pesos to Be Made Shipping Wetbacks Way Back Home!

While airlines around the world have been suffering like every other business from the Bush Worldwide Wipeout, one corporation of flyfolks has been raking in the masa. Wetback Airlines which specializes in shipping undocumented immigrants from...

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Funny story: Jose Canseco: "Officers, I Am Not An Illegal Alien!"

Jose Canseco: "Officers, I Am Not An Illegal Alien!"

SAN DIEGO, California - Former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco was detained by US Department of Immigration authorities at San Diego's San Ysidro border crossing on suspicion of having an illegal substance which actually turned out to be ro...

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Funny story: Jet Man Charged with Smuggling Immigrants!

Jet Man Charged with Smuggling Immigrants!

Heroic Jetman, Yves Rossy, the man who crossed the English Channel using only a jet pack, has been arrested for bringing illegal immigrants into the country strapped to his back. Rossy claimed he was unaware he had sixteen Kurds bound to his back...

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Funny story: Klingons sighted again

Klingons sighted again

Coastguard officials from the port of Dubris, known as Dover in Roman times, have reported sighting a large yacht loaded with Klingons and heading for the British coast at a rate of knots. These loathsome 'creatures of nightmare' have not been see...

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Funny story: Iraq to allow soldiers to "self-deport"

Iraq to allow soldiers to "self-deport"

BAGHDAD--Just days before a new Iraqi Government experiment to persuade some American occupation soldiers and contractors to "self-deport" is to start, a nongovernmental report released Wednesday suggests that many already are leaving on their own.

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Funny story: Immigrant Escapees Recaptured

Immigrant Escapees Recaptured

Police have today confirmed that they have made arrests in relation to the break out from Campsfield detention centre. It is thought that seven illegal immigrants escaped from the centre.

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Funny story: Cruise missile test nearly decapitates 37 Mexicans

Cruise missile test nearly decapitates 37 Mexicans

New Mexico, USA - The US military today tested a new cruise missile across the New Mexican desert.

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