Federal agents have arrested 55 illegal immigrants in a raid on the Purdue chicken-processing plant.
Most of the illegals immigrants were from Guatamala. Many of the chickens were also proven to be illegal and were immediately deported back to Chickenslavakia.
The United States Food & Drug Administration reports that many of today's restaurants are using MSG under other names (such as flavorings) in our food, including our own Big Firm Boy Restaurant, according to an unnamed sauce, who leaked the information Friday.
Two Boogertown men were arrested in Cincinnati Friday after they wore Ronald Reagan masks while robbing the South Central Bank.
They were apparently attempting to mix in with a crowd outside watching the action after the police arrived but had forgotten to remove their masks. One person said he overheard Larry "Bonehead" Cardwell saying "I never knowed Reagan was dead", as they were placed in the back seat of a squad car.
