TV's Judge Judy has found that TV's Lou Dobbs-a leading "Birther"-is an undocumented foreigner.
"This birth certificate is a fraud," Judge Judy yelled at Dobbs as the two shouters squared off in Judy's TV courtroom. "Who are you trying to kid, Mr. Dobbs? I'm sending you up the river for 20 years for forgery!"
As the audience gasped at the severity of the verdict, Dobbs issued a surprise confession:
"You are right, your honor, I was born in Mexico and have always been ashamed of being an illegal immigrant. The challenge I have made to President Obama to prove he is a true natural-born citizen, and my regular rants against immigrants, are just phony covers for my own alien status."
Judge Judy responded that-because of the defendant's confession-she would not impose any waterboarding on Dobbs while he's in prison.
