London - (Derision Points): Fears of a General Pinochet-style police bust have seen Bush legal advisers recommend a low profile. The ex-president and his wife Laura had been looking forward to a Buckingham Palace grace-and-favor sleep-over as gues...
George W. Bush revealed yesterday that his daughter, Barbara Bush, is in fact adopted. A publicist for the former president posted a statement on Bush's Facebook page: "President Bush adopted Barbara from a San Francisco couple as a newborn. She...
London - (Specious Relationship): Iraq War Inquiry chairman Sir John Chilcot has been sent a video of a large holdall stuffed with $100 bills. The footage shows almost half a million 'notes' - whose existence cannot be discussed at the Inquiry bec...
WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska, and the mama of the third best non-professional dancer in the entire United States, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin, has been told by no less than 172 members of The Tea Baggers Party to skedaddle out of th...
Delaware - (Hit 'N' Run): John P Wheeler III's lifeless corpse was found in a Delaware landfill on New Year's Eve, prompting FBI fears of a classic Bush Family Evil Empire comeback. The former presidential aide had worked for Ronald Reagan and bot...
Norfolk - (Reuterus): The halo's looking pretty damned tarnished amid reports George W Bush is Julian Assange's father. Spawned in the Australian humpback - er...outback! - Dubya-Bloody-Junior soon learned to milk the paternity for kudos and cash.
With Congressional agreement to extend the Bush Era tax cuts, thanks in large part to actual non-partisan "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" negotiations, President Obama's internal poll shows immediate and firm growth, bringing satisfaction...
Barrow-in-Furnace - (Hunt 4 Red October Stuff): Britain's latest state-of-the-art submersible HMS Am Bush is to be launched on Thursday. The £1.2billion 7,400-tonne nuclear war machine will be unveiled digitally by the ex-President. It's supp...
George W. Bush took Miley Cyrus to New Orleans football game today and discussed her experimentation with Salvia Divinorum. "We just had us a couple of beers," said G.W.,"Little Miley has a good head on her shoulders and I told her about some of t...
George W. Bush has broken his silence on the poll where 77% of American's claimed he was behind the sinking of Titanic. In a rare interview since leaving his post at the White House, Bush responded to the allegations that he, in 1912, arranged fo...
George Bush has told his wife Laura that there is no way he is going to accompany her to any ballet, let alone a ballet titled the Nutcracker. "Is she nuts? Said George, who added "no pun intended, heh heh heh." It is common knowledge that Laur...
CHICAGO - Wikileaks is reporting that unnamed sources have just provided some inside reliable sources with several documents which clearly show that President George W. Bush had quite a crush on his secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. One of the...
In his newly published memoir, Decision Points, former President George W. Bush hailed his most critical "decision point" as choking on a pretzel, which caused him to faint and fall off the sofa while watching American football on television. "The...
Washington - In an interview with Matt Lauer, George Bush disclosed that his last four years in the White House were played by Ralph Burges, owner of a Jimmy Johns in Dallas, TX, because he wanted to spend more time relaxing on his ranch. "I real...
Pat McGroyne, a native of Knoblick, Georgia, currently living with his mother, Freida Peoples, in Cazadero, claims that he has indisputable evidence that President George W. Bush is his father. Moving to Sonoma County last April after shutting d...
T-shirt manufacturer fruit of the loon has pulled its trademark after causing controversy. Ex President George W Bush said the T shirt manufacturer was 'sending the wrong message to Al Qaeda.' Bush was quoting on the t shirts trademark 'everyon...
Baseball great Yogi Berra, author of "The Yogi Book", will join former president George W. Bush, author of "Decision Points", on a national tour to publicize their books. Mr Bush said, "Yogi was assisted by a ghostwriter, so I'm pleased to be join...
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