Written by Jean Le Fete

Monday, 13 December 2010

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G.W. sends an email to Miley

George W. Bush took Miley Cyrus to New Orleans football game today and discussed her experimentation with Salvia Divinorum.

"We just had us a couple of beers," said G.W.,"Little Miley has a good head on her shoulders and I told her about some of the things my daugthers did. She said she knew about some of the things they did, that's why she turned to drugs. I thanked her for that, because I always like to get feedback on my and Laura's parenting skills.

"Anyway, I told her that what she did was wrong, but by agreeing to let me and others help her, what she did was right...er, well you know what I mean. This drug Saliva is dangerous and we have to nip it in the bud, so to speak, cause its a herb as I understand it and if you nip the buds off, they can't grow no more."

Miley Cyrus had no comment, but apparently there is a new video of her and the former commander and chief trying out a beer bong.

"It wasn't really a beer bong," said one of the former presidents secret service men,"I was just an I.V. sack with a 1 inch tube attached to it for them to drink from."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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