Barrow-in-Furnace - (Hunt 4 Red October Stuff): Britain's latest state-of-the-art submersible HMS Am Bush is to be launched on Thursday.
The £1.2billion 7,400-tonne nuclear war machine will be unveiled digitally by the ex-President.
It's supposed to be a little 'thank you' from the British government - as promised back in 2007 by Prime Monster Tony Blair.
Originally the Navy wanted to name the vessel HMS Preposterous in recognition of the outrageous Poodle Brothers' warmongering.
But a late change of heart saw the new name assigned to help smooth over some unfinished Special Relationship business (don't ask!)
Thursday's ceremony will be conducted via a satellite link connecting the Cumbrian hangar to the Bush family's Predator Chapel Farm in Crawford, Texas.
Months of anti-cyberwarfare work has gone into the launch preparation to ensure no nasty Stuxnet-like fuck ups will mar the historic occasion.
The vessel has been billed as the most advanced submarine on the entire planet.
Among its myriad technological marvels is a newfangled gizmo that processes sea water into oxygen and Evian.
Superb new crew quarters are rumored to include a state-of-the-art bong lounge 'capable of extracting every last smidgen of unused THC' from on-board smoke detector equipment.
A PR blurb says this smoking room has been modelled largely on Bush's own private leisure facility at the White House, installed shortly after his January 2001 inauguration.
A live podcast of the ceremony begins at noon GMT tomorrow.
The PR blurb published today claims the £1.2billion 7,400-tonne war machine makes oxygen and fresh water from seawater
