According To Wikileaks President Bush Had Quite A Crush On Condoleezza Rice

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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George W. Bush could not hide his attraction to Condoleezza Rice as this photo clearly shows.

CHICAGO - Wikileaks is reporting that unnamed sources have just provided some inside reliable sources with several documents which clearly show that President George W. Bush had quite a crush on his secretary of state Condoleezza Rice.

One of the documents listed as GWB-CR-003 includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and favorite beverage of choice of both parties.

The document further identifies the people who were instrumental in helping to see that 'dates' between 'Salt and Pepper' the code names that Bush and Rice had mutually agreed on, took place when and where they were supposed to.

Several dates occurred at an unnamed Jack-In-The-Box in the Baltimore area. Other dates occurred at a KFC in Dover Delaware, and at an Uncle Pedro's Casa De Las Enchiladas Grandes in Tarzana, California.

Document GWB-CR-003 was not printed on standard white 20 pound 108 bright paper but was instead printed on universal rice paper.

An unnamed official with Wikileaks stated that he believes that it was a private joke between Bush and Rice. He added that there are several instances (47) in which Bush and Rice participated in off-color (pardon the pun) knock-knock joke sessions.

It was further noted that Condoleezza Rice has a tiny tattoo with the letter "W" tattooed on her bikini line. The tattoo was reportedly done in off-white ink on Bush's 50th birthday in 2006.

In other news. The government of Iceland has denied rumors that it is planning to invade Puerto Rico over the Christmas holidays.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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