Washington - In an interview with Matt Lauer, George Bush disclosed that his last four years in the White House were played by Ralph Burges, owner of a Jimmy Johns in Dallas, TX, because he wanted to spend more time relaxing on his ranch.
"I really started to like my ranch about the fourth year of my presidency, after the close election with John Kerry, I decided to hire someone else to play me." Bush said.
Many of George Bush's critics did notice that his speeches got better in his second term, and he didn't make as many arrogant faces as he did in his first four years as president.
"I got the idea from Saddam Hussein, and it worked beautifully, because all I had to do was stay on the ranch." Bush said.
