Now that the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is no longer allowed to use torture, they have resorted to old cold-war style tactics of using attractive young women to seduce the enemy into revealing secrets. "We were having very little succe...
The swine flu virus was created in a lab at UCLA in Southern California, the Chiang Mai (Thailand) Post has learned. The virus was then picked up by CIA operatives who transported it to an out of the way farm in rural Mexico where the pigs were infec...
Months after the CIA announced that it is shutting down all its secret prisons in countries all around the world, they are having a sale on eBay coming up the second week of May to try to recoup some of their expenses from over the past 8 years. T...
Human and civil rights groups in Germany are dismayed that Gestapo agents will not face prosecution over interrogation techniques in the Himmler era. Such techniques included electric shock torture, sleep deprivation, regular beatings, near-drowni...
Intelligence agencies around the world have been renaming themselves 'Egoist Self-Interest Agencies' which it has been agreed upon is a more accurate term. The use of the term 'Intelligence' infers that an individual or group is acting at the highest...
US President Barack Obama's latest movie 'Gone With The Wind' opened today, to rave reviews by critics. The Prez plays an illegal immigrant that somehow manages to get into America despite not being American, and then he meets Michelle O'Hara.
NEWARK, NJ - In an unexpected move by the ACI, wherein my confidential source provided the material for this story on condition that his agency name be scrambled to defeat government search-engines, the mafia here is being switched over the the Amero...
Famed Cuban pop singer Gloria Estefan revealed today to reporters that had she not become an international celebrity she would have become a spy for the CIA. "The CIA realized I could easily get into the pants of high level Cuban government leader...
Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted mess): Spooks at the CIA's oxymoronic President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ have warned President Obama about the dangers of continuing Bush Administration appeasement of ruthless scumbag terrorists...
Langley,VA/ TOP SECRET ( But Published by New York Times Anyway) - Intelligence committee members are embroiled in another battle concerning the appointment of Leon Panetta to head the CIA. The former Clinton Chief of Staff and California Liberal is...
Emerging news is that a member of a secret training programme run by the CIA may have turned rogue and taken control of an M1 Abrams battle tank. Reports indicate that in 2000 George W. Bush approved the creation of the CIA proposed "Operation Rat...
Washington/DC/ Spook News from Langley - In a surprise move, hailed as "brilliant", by liberals, President Elect Obama has named famed talk show host Larry King, as head of the nation's super secret CIA. Declaring that world events "are the scari...
Washington AC/DC - (Spanish Inquisition Mess): US President-Elect Ehud Barak Obama's choice of a Jesuit-payroll professor from California's Santa Clara University for the top CIA post has delighted Opus Dei. The sinister cover-up organization has...
Many secret black government underground bases have appeared all of a sudden, all over the world in order to fight superstition and mankind. Fake alien invasion groups have been running around like headless chickens telling us all how the aliens have...
In a remarkable turn of events, the CIA (Criminally Insane Americans) have announced that Father Christmas is the CIA's 'Most Wanted'. Many notaries have topped this list in the past, most recently Osama Bin Laden of Al Qaeda, and Adolf Hitler. Bu...
Obama is no longer the first black president as he turned albino white today during his latest CIA briefing. Apparently the 'men in black' have been hiding some of the more disturbing secrets of the nation from the man who should really know them. N...
Langley, Virginia - (AssoCIAted Mess): Cold war stalwarts at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) are to begin their disinformation induction program on Rev Jesse Jackson's illegitimate son and president elect, Barack Obama...
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