Secret Underground Gaia & CIA Space Demon Bases Found To Fight Humanity

Funny story written by Clifford Rutley

Monday, 22 December 2008

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You're Dog Food Humans!

Many secret black government underground bases have appeared all of a sudden, all over the world in order to fight superstition and mankind. Fake alien invasion groups have been running around like headless chickens telling us all how the aliens have come to the save the planet from humanity.

So, get your finances and family affairs sorted out everyone. Soon, we will all be heading off in the meat trucks to go to these secret FEMA centres in order to have our flesh process as Alien Devil Dog Food. But, be happy - at least your death will serve to save the Gaia earth spirit from you and the rest of humanity.

Al Gore is ecstatic at the news, 'Finally the threat of global warming is over, or climate change as we've now had to start calling it because the planet isn't naturally heating up any more but cooling off - so we've got to rename it so that people will still keep on paying their carbon taxes. But, that doesn't matter anymore as all of humanity is being processed into Devil Doggy Chews for the aliens favourite type of pet - or an alien's best friend as they like to call them.'

Barrick Obama is equally ecstatic, 'Finally I can live in piece knowing that I can run the empty USA forever without having to bow to the whims of my African & Muslim brothers and all them white trash gringos. AllA Akbar - god is great for presenting me with this awesome gift of a egomaniacal control freak paradise!'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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