Amero being forced on mafia now

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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The 'change' we will get will be worthless

NEWARK, NJ - In an unexpected move by the ACI, wherein my confidential source provided the material for this story on condition that his agency name be scrambled to defeat government search-engines, the mafia here is being switched over the the Amero. Large sums of US Dollars (USD) have been replaced by the Federal Reserve, custodian of the new currency. Large holders of USD within the mafia are the second group to be mollified by the Federal Reserve.

The first group was, of course, China who received 800 billion USD in the gold Amero last year. Large, powerful holders of USD, such as foreign banks, are next on the list to be switched to the Amero. When gold runs out, silver will be used.

Inflation cannot be introduced ad hoc. The powerful USD holders must be made good in advance. That is why so far the people have seen little good come of the Amero, even being told that it is a myth. A myth, even though the coins are already out there with photos available.

By the time the Amero is given to the common people, the people with debt and not holding large sums of USD, the effect will be devastating. By that time the coin will be made of the cheapest material available and worth an ever decreasing fraction of the original precious metal Amero.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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