Langley, Virginia - (AssoCIAted Mess): Cold war stalwarts at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) are to begin their disinformation induction program on Rev Jesse Jackson's illegitimate son and president elect, Barack Obama.
Jackson secretly fathered Obama after a grisly 1960 alien abduction incident.
He then leaned on every US politician since JFK to gag the existence of his firstborn son.
However NATO military intelligence has kept very close tabs on the situation by tracking Obama's cranial implants and is watching with latest US political developments at the Langley Agency's HQ with interest.
The director of the CIA's X-Files department is said to be very keen to begin sharing classified information with Obama during the transitional pre-inauguration phase.
The Agency's notorious alien-hunter division has long spied on Rev Jackson Senior as well as his namesake son Rev Jackson Junior after smashing a Clinton-era plot to gag state secrets about CIA traitor and KGB double agent Aldrich Ames.
Michelle Obama ain't no Jackie Kennedy.