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Funny story: New Sex Related Malady Reported in San Francisco

New Sex Related Malady Reported in San Francisco

Oakland CA: The West Oakland Gynecological Clinic is reporting that a large number of Gay men are secretly coming to the clinic from San Francisco to complain about strange, but not life threatening, conditions. The patients initially presented...

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Funny story: PHIL Dedicated on Alcatraz Island

PHIL Dedicated on Alcatraz Island

San Francisco CA: The Pelosi Home for Incurable Liberals (PHIL) located on Alcatraz Island was dedicated today by the new Republican US President and California's Republican Governor. Alcatraz Island was employed as a military prison in 1850, bec...

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Funny story: Obama Administration Bares all about Campaign Contributors

Obama Administration Bares all about Campaign Contributors

Washington DC: Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs announced today that a full list of special interest presidential campaign contributors will be made public and placed on the White House website. The list will include organization names, dollar amou...

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Funny story: Bordello Falls Residents-Whatever Happened to Them?

Bordello Falls Residents-Whatever Happened to Them?

San Francisco CA: Over a century has passed since "The Streets of Bordello Falls" echoed with gunshots, train whistles and stagecoach wheels. The desert has created another western ghost town, leaving only a few sparse remnants that people ever resid...

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Funny story: The Spoof Number Bed Debuts in Britain

The Spoof Number Bed Debuts in Britain

London UK: Lowton Manufacturing LTD announced today that the first Spoof Number Beds will be available in a fortnight. This marketing release follows the editorial staff's serial identification of every existing and new Spoof news and magazine story...

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Funny story: Letters to Congressperson Doofos from a Constituent

Letters to Congressperson Doofos from a Constituent

Have you written to your Congressperson or Senator lately about pertinent issues such as healthcare reform, energy legislation, tax credits, illegal Immigration, out of control spending, the economy, the national debt, the BP oil spill or Michelle's garden? Then to only receive an inane response, written by a legislative aide, such as follows. Dear Congressperson Doofos: I do not believe that t...

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Funny story: Louisiana Swamp Monster Arrives in Kansas

Louisiana Swamp Monster Arrives in Kansas

Wamego KS: The legendary Louisiana Swamp Monster Fred arrived today unannounced at the Pottawatomie fishing lake where he intends to set up residence . The lake is located near the small quiet Kansas town of Wamego, population 4,500. Kansas has...

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Funny story: Louisiana Swamp Monster Leaving

Louisiana Swamp Monster Leaving

New Orleans LA: The legendary Louisiana Swamp Monster Fred announced today he is leaving the bayous to find a quieter place to reside. Fred told reporters that Louisiana was very serene until Emperor Napoleon and the French showed up. President Je...

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Funny story: USA-England Football Match One to One Tie Reported

USA-England Football Match One to One Tie Reported

Johannesburg SA: Mr. Equine Butt of Chicago IL took his family to see the World Cup football matches. The football matchup between the USA and England being a once in a lifetime event, not occurring since the War of 1812. Mr. Butt came with his...

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Funny story: President Obama is an Alien

President Obama is an Alien

Washington DC: Following the election of President Obama, "The Birthers" tried unsuccessfully, to prove that the new chief executive was not a US born citizen. Now proof comes from various US intelligence agencies and a branch of the armed services t...

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Funny story: Man Hospitalized with PMS

Man Hospitalized with PMS

Hollywood CA: Emergency Medical Technicians (EMT) responded to a 911 call about a man found laying unconscious at the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Vine Street. He was transported, via ambulance to nearby Hollywood General Hospital. Hospital...

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Funny story: Pepe's Car Wash Opens in Los Angeles California

Pepe's Car Wash Opens in Los Angeles California

Los Angeles CA: Entrepreneurship is alive and well in the USA. A new idea employing an age old calling has taken shape in the SMOG capitol of the world, combining cars, food, and adult entertainment. Pepe Smith has purchased a closed fast food res...

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Funny story: Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil

Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil

Sao Paulo Brazil: Dr. "Indiana" Jones while searching in the Brazilian Jungle, along the Amazon River, for an ancient pre-Columbian city of gold has found the remains of a large woman. This find may produce the first tangible evidence that the legend...

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Funny story: Nation's Capitol Shown to Have Three Baseball Teams

Nation's Capitol Shown to Have Three Baseball Teams

Washington DC: The Washington Nationals have been a part of major league baseball (MLB) in this city since 2005. However, there are two older MLB teams resident in the District of Columbia, namely the Democratic Liberals and the Republican Conservati...

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Funny story: Police Follow up on a Missing Person in the Averted Natural Gas Explosion

Police Follow up on a Missing Person in the Averted Natural Gas Explosion

San Francisco CA: Police officers were once again called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 13, 2010. The parking garage manager had called 911 saying "his parking lot attendant was missing."...

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Funny story: Natural Gas Explosion Averted in San Francisco

Natural Gas Explosion Averted in San Francisco

San Francisco CA: SFPD officers were called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 12, 2010. A neighbor had called 911 saying "she heard loud noises, laughter and some screaming." The officers r...

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Funny story: Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Washington DC: The passage of federal health care reform legislation has made left wing activist groups realize that any increased costs incurred by the taxpayers for health care will decrease their own revenue intake. A survey indicated that vari...

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