Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Friday, 9 April 2010

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Washington DC: The passage of federal health care reform legislation has made left wing activist groups realize that any increased costs incurred by the taxpayers for health care will decrease their own revenue intake.

A survey indicated that various activist groups have adapted their own agendas to minimize any monetary increase occurring because of the heath care reform legislation. These groups are trying to negate the impact of adding 30 million more people to the US health care system.

Animal rights groups are still recommending that Americans do not eat meat in order to save the animals, but also advising people to become emaciated vegetarians, eat more salt, saturated fat and fry everything including desserts.

Environmentalist groups are all for people eating more chicken, beef, lamb, red meat and dairy products to get rid of the pesky critters that poop all over the place! They are even pushing horse meat, tanning beds and smoking.

The food police now recommend eating lots of salt, transfat, saturated fat, red meat and four double cheeseburgers with bacon per day (eight for senior citizens).

Anti-death penalty advocates have not only approved giving serial killers the death penalty, but want it extended down to include people who use cell phones while driving their automobiles.

Gun control advocates are now totally supportive of the second amendment to the US Constitution.

Zero population control groups agree with all of the preceding methods to reduce the population!

The effects of these updated activist group agendas on Social Security and Medicare costs remains to be evaluated!

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