Police Follow up on a Missing Person in the Averted Natural Gas Explosion

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Friday, 16 April 2010

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"He's got to be here somewhere!"

San Francisco CA: Police officers were once again called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 13, 2010. The parking garage manager had called 911 saying "his parking lot attendant was missing."

Officers had taken care of a potential explosive situation the evening before. Natural Gas Explosion Averted in San Francisco Now the search was on for a missing person, whom no one knew was missing. A thorough search of the garage premises was conducted using police canines. The parking attendant was found naked, handcuffed to a cot face down, with a pretzel stuck up his ass.

Officer's blamed the serial pretzel bandit who has been terrorizing San Francisco's Gay community on a regular basis. However, a police spokesperson said "there was no need to worry as the pretzel was organic, made from whole wheat and contained no salt or saturated fat."

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