Pepe's Car Wash Opens in Los Angeles California

Friday, 4 June 2010

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"Car Wash Deluxe Please!"

Los Angeles CA: Entrepreneurship is alive and well in the USA. A new idea employing an age old calling has taken shape in the SMOG capitol of the world, combining cars, food, and adult entertainment.

Pepe Smith has purchased a closed fast food restaurant and adjacent parking garage/car wash in the downtown area, located on Spring Street. Refurbishment of the buildings has led to a multiplex of pleasures for car crazy Angelinos.

Catering to the lunch crowd by using a drive up kiosk a patron can order fast food, a car wash, parking services, or combinations thereof. Deluxe (adult pleasures) is available for all food items and car services on the menu. Care must be observed when ordering deluxe, as the Hollywood Starlet wanabees are eager to jump into any available automobiles.

Drive up service is payable using cash or all major credit cards. Sexual preference must be specified at time of order. No one under 18 years admitted and no discount coupons can be used.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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