London UK: Lowton Manufacturing LTD announced today that the first Spoof Number Beds will be available in a fortnight. This marketing release follows the editorial staff's serial identification of every existing and new Spoof news and magazine story by a 16 digit number.
Now people in all walks of life can get a good night's sleep and listen to their favorite Spoofs via CDR, IPod or wireless interface. The beds have dual controls, such that your spouse, significant other or preferred lover need not listen to your choice of Spoof program material.
All the vaginas, penises, pussies, boobs, politics, gays, straights, bisexuals, letters, soccer, nuns, oil, Hollywood personalities and the other themes you love will be available at your fingertips. Sorry no snippets!
Stereo headphones and speakers, DVD /hologram players for stories with pictures, blow up dolls and story index CDRs are optional. UK prices will range from 1000 Euros to 5000 Euros, slightly higher abroad due to shipping costs. Marketing wants the Spoof to put you to sleep!
