FORMER Prime Minister Tony Blair has been lambasted for donating all the proceeds from his memoirs to a veterans charity. Although British workers have been donating up to a half of everything they earn to a similar charity for their entire workin...
Big hearted former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has today announced that he will donate all the proceeds of his memoirs to the Armed Forces in a bid to drive up falling recruitment numbers. Brave The peace loving ex Premier said "Those poor boys...
London - (Legionnaires Disease News): The Legion's legendary reputation for attracting criminals on the run and would-be mercenaries may have attracted Blair to donate the proceeds of his sordid fiction, military hysterians commented today. The ne...
Tony Blair, the former British Prime Minister, criticised unmercifully for his role in taking this country into the war in Iraq has made a clever move. In an act of self sacrifice he has given all the money for the advance on his book about himse...
The Royal British Legion, which represents thousands of past and present servicemen and women today rejected a large donation by war criminal Tony Blair, calling it a "bribe". Blair, who made millions of pounds after he resigned as British Prime M...
Following in the footsteps of Labourites Frank Field, John Hutton and Alan Milburn, Tony Blair is set to join the Government as an adviser. He will become the Peace Czar. This gesture from the Coalition Government to Blair is seen as an attempt to...
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is visiting London to promote some crappy new book he has written but has insisted that anyone who wants him to autograph their copy must wear a coloured armband, give up their cameras and phones and allow their bags...
Many would love the expression "Chickens come home to roost" tattooed on Tony Blair's forehead but he won't need any reminding of it's meaning. Throughout his shameful premiership, he promised the earth to brainwashed 'believers' and left spin doc...
Tony Blair's ancestry has been unearthed for the TV programme 'Who Do You Think You Are?' and will lead to a fascinating programme. The Scottish roots of the Blair's, formerly the McBlairs, provide a McBlair Tartan and even a McBlair Clan. They we...
Tony Blair has sensationally admitted - "I lied about everything, start to finish." "Things can only get better? - sorry about that. Flim flam about world class education? - oops. Weapons of mass destruction? - What a dogs breakfast!" "I'm a l...
BPs Oil Slick HQ, United States: BP, known as 'British Petroleum' by President Obama, have decided to fund Tony Blair's Republican nomination at the next US elections. BP who have had to 'bite the bullet' in the last few weeks, as President Obama...
Washington, USA: Tony Blair, having been garlanded: in January 2009 with the "Presidential Medal of Freedom" by George W Bush, in recognition of the "exemplary achievement" that included his support for the "War on Terror", has now receieved another...
William Hague is indeed concerned at Government spending which it was disclosed that Tony Blair and his family over a year, including officers' wages, are estimated to have cost taxpayers over 6 million pounds. Taxpayers have every right to be up in arms at this ridiculous expenditure. We must face it, British politicians are not in as much danger (assassination-wise) as U.S. politicians. T...
Tony Blair, former Prime Minister, has announced a plan, which he has organised in coalition with the Queen, to deal with the problem of unemployment. He is to take on many of the civil servants and industrial workers when they are made redundan...
Breaking news out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania this morning: America's National Constitution Center has named England's Tony Blair as their choice to receive their annual Liberty Medal. He is set to receive the honor in September from former Preside...
London - (WMD Mess): Feckless IRA-fellating tosser Tony Blair is to be honored with the USA's most prestigeous medal for blatant corruption. Terror accomplice Bill Clinton is to personally present him with the Diabolical Liberty Medal in September...
Leo Sayer has been described as "livid" by close friends last night, after ex-UK premier Tony Blair declined an offer to stay in his holiday home in Hastings this summer. Pop legend Sayer, 58, flew into a blind rage at the response, which he descr...
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