Written by Jimbo123

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

image for Tony Blair facing prison
"I'll pick up the soap in the shower - I'm not afraid of anything"

Many would love the expression "Chickens come home to roost" tattooed on Tony Blair's forehead but he won't need any reminding of it's meaning.

Throughout his shameful premiership, he promised the earth to brainwashed 'believers' and left spin doctors to clear up the mess years later.

Corporate America will always love Teflon Tony because he champions the values they espouse - lie, cheat, kill - get gold toilet seat.

However secret documents found in the street outside Westminster have cast further doubt on the reasons to attack Iraq - with UFOs, Korea, Snakes and Long Bows all crossed out in favour of mass destruction weapons based on a report by MI7.

Today Baroness Manningham-Buller admitted no such report exists and that Luton was a greater threat than Baghdad at the time - although Blackburn is now of greater concern.

Ironically the very terrorism laws Blair was so keen on, may see him incarcerated for 'race hate' against Iraq and Afghanistan and the charge of 'perjury' for which he could serve 5,000yrs based on 6 months for each 'fabrication' whilst serving as prime minister.

Public opinion was more prudent - opting for a public hanging to help reduce prison costs and the deficit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tony Blair




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