Tony Blair has sensationally admitted - "I lied about everything, start to finish."
"Things can only get better? - sorry about that. Flim flam about world class education? - oops. Weapons of mass destruction? - What a dogs breakfast!"
"I'm a lawyer by trade so it comes naturally but I know it will leave a bitter taste in some peoples mouths."
Blair's honesty and culpability will be a relief to many, particularly the legal profession - currently up to their wigs in the various enquiries spawned from 'Baloney' Blair's trail of congenital deceipt.
Sources close to the X Prime Minister called his admission - brave and humble. "This move has destroyed his international reputation in a swoop but at least it has cleared the air."
The news has sent shockwaves around the world and seen the once respected Blair plc business torn to pieces. Blair's most recent PR consultant stated - "We've all been laid off and even the police guarding his house want to go - they're ashamed to be there. I've heard that his book company have 'repo'ed' his jet to repay a biography advance."
The Tory party meanwhile stated - "You've always got to lie a little bit in politics but he was in a fantasy world."
