British Legion rejects Tony Blair "bribe"

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Tuesday, 17 August 2010


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The Royal British Legion, which represents thousands of past and present servicemen and women today rejected a large donation by war criminal Tony Blair, calling it a "bribe".

Blair, who made millions of pounds after he resigned as British Prime Minister, has written a crappy story book about how he wrongly invaded Iraq, and had hoped to buy his way back into the hearts of British people, who have great respect for their country's military institutions. He is presently the most unpopular man in the country next to mass murderer Ian Huntley.

But his plan went up shit creek when someone from the RBL phoned up Blair and told him to "fuck off and take your dirty money with you."

Blair is now said to be thinking of investing his money in a Blood Diamond mine.

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