London - (Legionnaires Disease News): The Legion's legendary reputation for attracting criminals on the run and would-be mercenaries may have attracted Blair to donate the proceeds of his sordid fiction, military hysterians commented today.
The news comes amid reports of a hasty rebuttal of yesterday's Royal British Legion headlines issued by Blair's orifice this afternoon.
The ex-UK Prime Monster will now be doshing up the elite French military unit renowned for its esprite de corpse.
Prophets from his controversial hagiography are set to finance the pesky French cheese-eating surrender monkeys who refused to join in the Bush-Blair Iraqfest.
A spokesman for the regiment said Blair's £££s would help fund their Afghani Operation Enduring Thiefdom campaigns until next year.
Dr David Kelly's new postmortem has been pencilled in for Halloween - 31 October.
