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Funny story: Wimbledon Final Delayed by Philip's Drinking

Wimbledon Final Delayed by Philip's Drinking

The longest Wimbledon final in history was marred twice Sunday by a shameless public drinking display by Prince Philip.

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Funny story: Prince Philip to run for President of the USA

Prince Philip to run for President of the USA

In a surprise move, the Queen's husband Prince Philip entered the US Presidential election today, as an independent candidate. When asked why was doing such a thing, he said 'Well, the fools can only spell X, so they may as well spell it for me, t...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart: Threat to the British Empire

Martha Stewart: Threat to the British Empire

(London, England) - The British Borders Agency, saying only that "we continue to oppose the entry to the UK of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public," today banned style guru and st...

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Funny story: Queen Upset Philip in His Cups Again

Queen Upset Philip in His Cups Again

London - Buckingham Palace officials report that the Queen is cross with Prince Philip for falling off the wagon after promising to be "a very good boy, cross-my-heart-hope-to-die."...

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Funny story: Prince Philip in trouble as he admires bush at Chelsea Flower Show

Prince Philip in trouble as he admires bush at Chelsea Flower Show

Prince Philip is at the centre of another controversy, this time during a tour of the Chelsea Flower Show.

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Funny story: Prince Philip Seriously Ill

Prince Philip Seriously Ill

A pale and sickly looking Prince Philip coughed his way through a ceremony at a state banquet last night.

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Funny story: Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

He just won't give up will he? After accusing Prince Phillip and the Secret Service for killing Dodi and Diana, the lovable Mohammed, Al Fayed is back up to his old tricks again by accusing the Prince of Edinburgh for making his beloved football...

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Funny story: Princess Diana Pantomime To Go On Tour

Princess Diana Pantomime To Go On Tour

The Princess Diana Murder Inquest ended this week, but a theatre company has announced that it has plans to take a musical review of the inquest on tour around the country in time for the Summer Holiday season.

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Funny story: Princess Diana Inquest Latest: Sir Elton John To Write Another New Song

Princess Diana Inquest Latest: Sir Elton John To Write Another New Song

Sir Elton John, the Official Songwriting Genius to Her Majesty the Queen, has today announced that he is to write another new song to commemorate the end of the Princess Diana Murder Inquest, which f...

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Funny story: Chest Infection Relieved To Have Shaken Off Prince Philip

Chest Infection Relieved To Have Shaken Off Prince Philip

A chest infection was today said to be relieved to have shaken off ancient unpopular octogenarian Prince Philip. The chest infection was gripped by Prince Philip three days ago and has only been able to loosen his liver-spotted grasp after an intense...

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Funny story: 'He'd be better off in an old folks' home' Queen tells social services

'He'd be better off in an old folks' home' Queen tells social services

Buckingham Palace - (Silly Ass Mess): The Queen has told social services to find Prince Philip a place in an old folks home after finally booting him out of the Palace.

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Funny story: Philip hospitalised amid rumors 'he caught something from Carla Bruni'

Philip hospitalised amid rumors 'he caught something from Carla Bruni'

London - (Ass Mess): The Duke of Edinburgh was rushed to hospital today after Buckingham Palace officials became worried he had 'caught something nasty' from Carla Bruni last week.

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Funny story: Prince Philip In Hospital With STD

Prince Philip In Hospital With STD

Prince Philip has been admitted to hospital after Royal medical experts said he had contracted a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD), Buckingham Palace has announced. It's thought it may be one of the &quo...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Caught Dogging With Carla Brunei

Prince Philip Caught Dogging With Carla Brunei

Amidst all the pomp and ceremony of the French state visit by Nicolas Sarkozy and his new Mrs, Carla Brunei, cracks in their relationship are already showing. Ms Brunei delights in showing her dirty washing in public.

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Funny story: Sarkozy - Britain and France have "never been so close"

Sarkozy - Britain and France have "never been so close"

In the first speech of his state visit President Sarkozy has heaped warm praise on Britain. Praising Britain's courage, dynamism and strength he urged both countries to "overcome our long-standing rivalries and build together a future that w...

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Funny story: Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst

Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst

Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...

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Funny story: The Liz and Phil Tapes

The Liz and Phil Tapes

LANGLEY, Virginia -- A classified recording from the National Security Agency (NSA) has recently surfaced. It was made during the May 2007 visit by Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh to the United States. It has affectionately been dubbed the "The Liz and Phil" tapes.

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