Prince Philip in trouble as he admires bush at Chelsea Flower Show

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Tuesday, 27 May 2008

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Prince Philip commits bush gaffe

Prince Philip is at the centre of another controversy, this time during a tour of the Chelsea Flower Show.

Whilst he was admiring one display, the Prince was approached by its female designer who said:

"I see you like my Asteraceae Ericameria palmeri."

The royal reply was initially confused: "I am sorry young lady, I have no idea what you are talking about."

More slowly and louder, the woman repeated: "I said I see you like my Asteraceae Ericameria palmeri. You seemed to be staring at my golden bush"

The Prince then beamed with sudden comprehension and said: "Young lady I firstly wouldn't dream of staring at your "area", and as you are wearing trousers I have no idea whether its golden or not. However, looking at the black hair on top of your pretty head, golden would mean the old collars and cuffs weren't a match."

The Duke then paused, looked the lady up and down up and said: "You've got a lovely pair of tits though."

He walked away muttering: "I don't know - the young today - obsessed with sex."

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