Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

Written by Brendon Humperdink

Friday, 11 April 2008

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He just won't give up will he? After accusing Prince Phillip and the Secret Service for killing Dodi and Diana, the lovable Mohammed, Al Fayed is back up to his old tricks again by accusing the Prince of Edinburgh for making his beloved football team, Fulham.

Absolute bollocks.

His football team are lying in the relegation zone (again) and it looks as if there is some bleak times ahead for Al Fayed F.C. (or Fulham).

He has also accused the Fulham manager, Roy Hodgson, of accepting bribes from the Prince and the Secret Service just to humiliate Al Fayed.

Speaking of Hodgson, Al fayed said: "He is a nazi. An absolute traitor. My football club should be top of the league, even though I only give £5.50 for the transfer kitty. Nazi, freak, traitor - everyone should go to hell and die for all I care. I don't give a fucking shit about anything. I blame every single person who reads this for Dodi's death AND making my football club a load of bollocks. I know its got nothing to do with the fact that Moritz Volz and David Healy and bullshit."

Quite heated stuff there from the Harrods man. Who else will he blame in the coming weeks for his misfortunes? It's anybody's guess!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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