Ex-minister Caroline Flint, who resigned saying she was not being taken seriously by male colleagues, says she has no regrets about a magazine photo shoot that has upset Downing Street. Tets Out In an interview with the Observer Newspaper, Caro...
Scientists have discovered a new species of lizard in the Western Mhinsta mountain range in the Indian state of Pahliamanta. The large reptile is related to the slug, and was found by taxavoidantist Vari Sleasi, and has been named Pmpooraspis. Thi...
In a poll among MPS on the war in Afghanistan 90% say they were in favour of the war but an incredible 100% of MPS say they would not go to fight in Afghanistan and certainly would not send any of their own family members to Afghanistan. Anti War...
The Secretary of State for Health, Anne Adin, has today conceded that British Members of Parliament are likely to be the largest group of professionals to be severely affected by the potential swine flu pandemic. A leading expert on the affliction...
The police investigation into MP's expenses has identified a bizarre twist in the evidence trail. Whilst digging deeply into the claims of the MP for East Cheam, Mr Lamar Middleton Penrose, who has claimed the maximum possible expenses since his e...
A civil servant who wishes to remain anonymous lets call him Mr X has stated that an MP has claimed expenses that he is not entitled to totalling £180,000. He has used the £180,000 to buy a thoroughbred racehorse which is called High Expenses whi...
Following British political parties' and Parliamentary committees' successful and ruthless investigation and punishment of many of their MPs for defrauding taxpayers, and for lying and cheating and stealing, it was announced today that Parliament wou...
Form ICU2 Page 200 of 307 Details of second home: a typical second home we all have Address of second home: [blank] Castle, Shropshire Regular Travel Patterns: [blank] Carlo to [blank]; Las [blank] to Reno; the [blank] Islands to Montego [blank] Names of Anyone Delivering Goods To Home: [blank] and Mason's; Har[blank]'s; lots of servants. Legitime Expenses for Constituency Work: mai...
Angry Brits have turned into seething homicidal Brits as further revelations regarding how their hard earned cash has been squandered in a riot of self indulgence by their parliamentary representatives. PM Gordon Brown claimed £176 for a CD of pho...
Cameron cashed in big time. Osbourne didn't look back in anger or any emotion except glee as he made away with a bundle of British taxpayers' pounds. But the biggest shocker of them all was Tony Blair's florist bills. All charged to the exchequer and...
Our Members of Parliament have excelled themselves in their care and concern for the mental and physical wellbeing of we, the voters. In an effort to reduce the risk of stroke, coronary infarction or apoplexy in those who follow the news, they hav...
The scandal of MPs' extravagant expenses took a new twist last night when it was suggested that the claims made by MPs may have contributed to the abduction of Madeleine McCann. The Daily Telegraph has published new information that shows that Edw...
A pig in Shropshire, England, today became the first animal to catch the human illness of politicians' flu. The pandemic of politicians' 'flu has spread across the world in recent months, and scientists feared it was only a matter of time before a mu...
A Welsh MP, named Rhys Huelin, has recently been found to have claimed £20,000 expenses on his second home, and an obscene amount on various personal items. The Daily Express recently exposed Huelin's fraudulent claims, as are shown below:- £20...
I have obtained a secretive shortlist of people & Ministerial positions offered in Mr.Brown's Cabinet. The list only includes those that have turned down this wonderful opportunity to serve their country in a variety of positions. Mr.David Carradine - Minister for Justice (left a note explaining) Mr.Nick Griffin - Minister for Racial Harmony & Inclusiveness. (Injured whilst fallin...
Just when Gordon Brown might have been forgiven for thinking things could not get any worse the under pressure Prime Minister has along with several others been embroiled in the expenses scandal. I can exclusively reveal that on top of his £64,76...
It was revealed today that the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is in fact a cybernetic organism (living tissue over a metal endoskeleton). He was sent by Scottish resistance to terminate England and set Scotland free once and for all. The plan...
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