MP Expenses - they CARE about us!

Funny story written by Blazing Saddle

Thursday, 18 June 2009

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The opposite end of the alimentary tract

Our Members of Parliament have excelled themselves in their care and concern for the mental and physical wellbeing of we, the voters.

In an effort to reduce the risk of stroke, coronary infarction or apoplexy in those who follow the news, they have decided to black out the items that might have a slight tendency to cause anger.

On a day when we could all have been worried to death about interest rates, fuel prices, redundancy, Iran, North Korea, cat fleas and global warming, our MP's chose not to add to our concerns.

By redacting those pesky expenses claims they have saved us stress.

We should all now sing (to the tune of "For they are Jolly Good Fellows)

For they are all f......g ars.....s,
For they are all f......g ars.....s,
For they are all f......g ars.....s,
And so say all of us!

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