Hebrew is one of the world's oldest languages, so why not expand your horizons and learn it today? Here are some phrases to get you started: 'Moshe dayan war kriminal' is heard a lot in Israel, and means 'We are a peaceful and caring people, honest', and is similar to the greetings 'Ariel sharon war krimez' and 'Anotha lebanese massakre'. 'Amerikani idioti do' as their toldd' is a useful way of...
Israeli Prime minister Netanyahu proudly announced to the world that they are willing to accept a Palestinian State as their neighbours. While the announcement may seem like a surprise about turn by the Israeli government, they will only accept th...
President Obama began perhaps his most difficult diplomatic mission so for by suggesting that Israel stop being a bunch of pricks and let the people of Palestine have their own state. The White House talks have been billed as a discussion over...
Israeli PM Benjamin Warcriminal met US President Barack Obama today, and the two are expected to discuss many Middle-Eastern issues. Such as the Israeli air force using jets to massacre civilians quite deliberately, and tanks and snipers joining i...
Pope Benedict XVI has joined the ranks of other religious fanatics, world leaders and nut jobs with calls to wipe Israel off the map. Standing alongside Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, he delivered his strongest public support yet for blowing t...
For the first time in Vatican history, a Pope has apologized to Israel for Pope Pius XII's inexplicable silence during the slaughter of six million Jews. Early on in the trip, benedict did deliver the wilted flowers meant for the innocent victims...
The UN has completed a report accusing Israel of going to war with Hamas in Gaza. "We have irrefutable evidence that Israel did fight in a war in Gaza", a UN spokesman said. The report accuses Israel of using weapons in the war, including bombs...
North Korea's missile shot and Iranian rocketry research have earned them membership in the axis of evil. These renegade nations have been threatened with attack and intimidated by economic boycotts. All this while the nations in the nuclear club pos...
A speaking parrot called Ben accompanying George Galloway in the VIVA Palestinia convoy, gave a speech on his experiences in Parrotstine. He said "It is terrifying - terror is all around - whoever is responsible for the devastation here is obvious...
As the shambles of the Israeli election continued, Adolf Hitler today announced he was returning to politics to lead Israel. Waving to thousands of cheering Israelis at Tel-Aviv airport, the former Fuhrer spoke to his adoring new fans. 'People of...
The hit TV show 'Treasure Hunt' was revived in Israel today, but with Anneka Rice presenting a slightly different version of the programme. 'We have a couple here, Mr and Mrs Levin from Jerusalem, and they have one hour to find democracy in Israel...
The leaders of Israel's two main parties have claimed victory in the country's general election. With most of the votes counted, both the ruling Nazima party and the right-wing Fascistkud opposition party say they have won, though there was some conf...
In the midst of Israeli attacks on the tunnels of Gaza, some news sources close to the Israeli armed forces said that there are plans already in place to attack NYC's Lincoln and Midtown tunnels and England's chunnel. Israeli military expert, G...
Hariri Snr. is in hospital tonight after a moment of madness at the Arabian League of Extraordinary Gentlemens annual meeting. It is reported that Hariri choked on a toy soldier during the meeting, throwing the talks off schedule at a crucial mom...
Two families in the Middle East, the Palestinians and the Israelis, appeared on British television show 'House Swap' this week. In the show, one family stays with another one for a week but but have to abide by the host family's house rules, then the...
The United Nations Secretary-General, Ban Ki-Moon has stated that they will no longer be falling for Israel's accusations of Hamas crimes. "Enough about this Hamas", he said. "I don't even know what that is." Hamas have been involved in a numbe...
In a truly embarrassing and difficult situation, President-elect Barack Obama is being forced to change his first name. Israel Defense Minister Ehud Barak has taken out a copyright on the name 'Barak' and all it's spellings. Mr. Obama must now change...
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